[quote=Antarctic Termite]
Alternative route: Continue cold shower until the entire building is burning (light it on fire yourself if false alarm). Wait until the headcount is in progress and people think you've tragically perished. Exit your shower and, protected by the freezing water, calmly walk out of the inferno to the awe of your pupils as the building collapses in the background. Then start a cult around Taaj the fire-goddess.
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then someone comes in and ruins it by using a flamethrower on you