[quote=Fieryfly]
He should get a releationship with a tree...
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One word: Splinters

[quote=Fieryfly]
He should get a releationship with a... river.
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Water makes bad lubrication, mate.

[quote=Fieryfly]
I am now picturing Auguste flirting with all the people of camp at the same time and with all the dryads and nymphs and naiads he can find.
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Now this I think Auguste can get behind. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[quote=Fell]
Wait... I just realized... Does everyone include... Mr. D?... ... ...
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Auguste [b]does[/b] have standards.