Anon put his phone back in his pocket and jumped from the dide ofthe building. When he was about to hit the ground, he teleported onto it. His teleporting only allows him to keep momentum if he wants to. He walked back home, whistling to an unexisting song. When he got there, he took out a banana and began eating it. He sat down in his living room on the couch and 'watched' TV. His phone buzzed. 

[i]Well I don’t like it[/i]

He was able to 'read' text messages because he made it so everytime it opened up a new text, it would say it out loud to him. A few moments later there was another text.

[i]I say Caro’s life for all the lives we can save if we don’t start getting hunted down by the cops[/i]

He thought for a moment, and took off his hoodie and mask. He typed: "I don't really care what we and the other Mercs do, as long as my job isn't taken. I'll follow the majority of Mercs on what we do." he put his phone in his pocket and went back to his banana and TV.