[b]My Parents Gave Me This :[/b] Jensen Ericks

[b]But This Sounded Cooler :[/b] Jensen Ericks, Intern

[b]My Parents Did Not Decide This…I Think :[/b] Male

[b]The World Has Been Doomed for This Many Years :[/b] 29

[b]People Think I’m Crazy But I’m Really :[/b] Well actually I'm kind of, forgettable I guess, really.

[b]Why I’m so Bad :[/b] Honestly, there's not a whole lot to say. The job market was in the toilet, and E.V.I.L. Inc. just seemed like a good career choice at the time. Granted, the advancement possibilities are a little... limited... I've... I've actually been working here since I was twenty years old... the pay isn't terrible, but everybody just thinks I'm "the new intern..." even though I've known them all for nearly a decade at this point...

[b]World Beware My Power! :[/b] Very, very, very... very... generic.

[b]Random Things You May Want to Know For No Real Reason :[/b] Well, haha, there's really not a whole lot to tell you to be truthful. But... if you promise not to tell anyone... I've actually, uh, starred in pornography before. Uh... well... okay that's... an exaggeration... It was really just a play... I was a rock...

[b]I’m Just That Cool :[/b] [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/Marshmellowman/jensenericks_zps0cbf6849.png[/img]

I know I can be a little hard to pick out, sometimes, so, I just circled myself, here. Uh. I think. I'm pretty sure that's me... probably? Or was I more to the right...