(Inserted "This is a joke!" disclaimer here incase an Admin or Mod feels this needs to be moved to spam)

Q: Are you a Fedora Tipping Neckbeard?
A: Yes I am a Fedora Tipping Neckbeard.
Q: When did you become a Fedora Tipping Neckbeard?
A: The day I discovered the wild evils of... Feminism.
Q: Why have you done this.
A: For the pride of men everywhere.
Q: When will it stop.
A: Once men are fully recognized for the importance and status we hold.