Call of duty ain't exactly like every shooting game on the market yes it is


SUPRISE I am reviewing completely different thing then title suggests

The way people eat apples

[img=http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/student-guy-eating-apple-17692790.jpg]
Get a load of this does anyone else see anything wrong with this picture?

I thought so look at how he is eating it.

GROSS 

GROSS

GROSS

I'd rather stick my wiener in a bowl of Cheerios 

Look at him slurping on an apple. But what he is really slurping on:

THE SOULS AND FUTURE OF OUR CHILDREN

You see the kid eats apples the way they think they should when they pick it up. Suddenly they go to their mom and there like "hey mommy am I eating this correctly?"


THATS RIGHT LITTTLE BILLY

Your eating it so correctly that when you grow up you won't know the difference between Syria, Iraq, Iran. No you won't know anything because you were eating it wrong the entire time. But your mom didn't have the heart to tell you. She got all the adults involved. She said "we will all eat the apples this way our kids don't have to know the truth"
Not stolen idea