hail victorious and mighty Poop, beacon of pigs, Keeper of the Owl, layer of the fairer sex; assassin, barbarian, baratheon, champion. Who braved the deepest caves without light, and who called in a goddamn al qaeda attack upon his enemies. For the UN didst stand against him, whence said our champion, "PPBBBBBBBBBBPPBPBPBPPBPPPPTTTTTTT!"