Lore, this is what you said: "For my part, there are only two actions I can imagine our undead Spiderman fellow capable of doing at the present, neither [b]accomplishing anything substantial to warrant a post[/b]."

I was being sarcastic and saying that it is impossible for a character to [u]not[/u] accomplish anything of substance by the definition of "accomplishment." So long as you write a post about what your character does, it is substantial. 

I edited my post to account for yours, but I left room in case you wanted Hai to talk more before Zimmy hobbles off to his room.