[quote=Raxacoricofallapatorius]
Skinned a road-killed deer, tanned the hide, entered it in the county fair my first year in 4-H and got Grand Champion in the conservation and wildlife category.Also we made it into a stew and it was delicious.
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I'm guessing you guys hit it yourself, right? 

Please tell me you hit it yourself.

-edit-

Also, tanned the hide yourself.

I need you in my life.