[quote=Slingshot]
I once got a bj from a girl in a chick-fil-a parking lot. Probably one of the most sacrilegious things you can do.
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Not even close to the most sacrilegious things you can do. How about doing things on the grounds of an actual church rather than the parking lot of a business owned by religious people? How about doing things with a priest or nun or whatever? How about engaging in homosexual relations on a pile of holy texts?

So many things you could do to be more sacrilegious than getting head in a parking lot.