[quote=idlehands]
That was pretty awkward Card. Ok, I got one that still makes me red in the face. When I was like 19 and working at the college I was going to as a tutor I had a major crush on this Brazilian guy who worked as a math tutor. He was really cute, funny and very nice. I was, at the time, really inexperienced around guys so I had no idea how to approach him. One day I needed a ride home and I got the guts to ask him if he could give me one. Being a nice guy he took me home and the whole trip I'm tongue tied and staring out the window, totally blowing my opportunity to talk to him. We get to my house and I'm trying to thank him for the ride and the same time get out of the car but I'm still pretty nervous so I manage to hook my foot on the seat belt and fall right out of the car right onto the side walk, face first, flat out on the ground. Being the nice guy he was he got out to help me, asking me if I was ok. I could have just died right there. Let the sidewalk swallow me whole. He never laughed or anything but I felt like a total fool. It cured my crush on him though. I couldn't look at him for a week and then found out he had a girlfriend anyway.TL;DR Crush on hot Brazilian guy ends when I fall on my face in front of him.
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Yeah, you win the awkward story award. 

I still wish I could talk to the girl, but I'm getting the feeling that I have no clue what to do after that either. Her saying no would probably be the best thing. I can't even drive even though I could have by now. 

Well, whatever. That's life.