[quote=Blitzkrieg]
-My prom date in junior year started making out with another dude then I drove her home for reasons I still don't understand.

-Me and my friend went out girl searching a few years ago. Eventually I just went to bed but he found a 5/10 chubby girl and started getting busy in the room while I slept. He puked before second base, I woke up, helped her clean up and had laundry-room sex.

-There was the girl in town that was really bad news for me and previously mentioned friend, she played us both and ended up going for some douche. One night I was traveling between two college parties. This gave the drunk me the idea that riding a bike back and fourth would be a good idea. On the way back home, I saw this girl and her shitty friends, being drunk as fuck, I fliped her off as I passed her yelling "FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!" and ran straight into one of those cement parking stop things.
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-Hmmm....not that awkward or embarrassing. Just being too damn nice for your own good.

-Keepin' it classy I see.

-....HAH!