o.o
Why not the couch?

And don't feel bad, Jay. Whenever hubby and I play fight, I get hurt. Most recently he knocked my jaw so hard I heard a definite crack and it's been sore for days. And ear-aches. @-@
It just happens. XD
Its an ongoing joke between us. I'll always get hurt. In fact, I can just be in a room where people are play fighting, and I'll get hurt. XD