I feel like that was satirical, but I'm not entirely sure either way.

In either case, only this part,

[quote=TJByrum]How many people live in poverty and continue to spend taxpayers money on drugs? Why are people against drug tests for welfare and food stamps? Why would you deny a drug test? Are you spending the money that you supposedly don't have on illegal substances?[/quote]

sounds like an implementable and sane idea.