[quote=Goldmarble]
Well then, you know what you need to do: Go to the local liposuction clinic. Throw 1 hours worth of bagged fat into the back of your panel van. Then go home spend another hour carrying the bagged fat into your basement. Make lavender soap*.Babies will not sleep as well as you do.* making nitro-glycerine is optional.
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Also ensure you don't drop the soap.

Or the nitro-glycerin for that matter.