"Favor please. Tell the guys in orbit, the new contact, Jeddevans race to back the fuck off. Tell them that you wanna fight this own your own"

"Why would the humans do that? Their current line of thinking is 'Fuck the Iscandarians.'"

"Because they think the can perserve and they dont know the aliens so yeah. And I dont want them interveneing anyways."

...Can you find the humour here? I sure can't. 

Duck, you sir, either have one of the strangest, convenient, unconventional and oddest senses of humor I have ever seen. Either that, or you're a dirty dirty liar.