[quote=Magic Magnum]
True, but Christianity/The Bible constantly acts like it does.And if it did, then God and Jesus themselves would be seen as immoral.
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Yes, and no. One way to interpret it all is an "appeal to force". Morality is a series of appeals to force (you steal, you get arrested). God has all the force, he gets to decide what's right and wrong. I don't particularly agree with this line of thinking, but it technically would reconcile theism and moral relativism.

What I gathered from reading the bible is that "social morals" (IE, what's socially acceptable or legal) are relative, while "divine morals" are not. Basically, society runs in circles morally (what was acceptable 100 years ago is not today, and what is acceptable today will not be acceptable 100 years into the future). God's considered a static point by which society is judged, as opposed to the other way around.