[quote=Magic Magnum]
The freshies?Is this at a college dorm or something?
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Yes. Welcome to my life. 
[quote=RBYDark]
Freaking med majors, they never clean up after themselves.Or forensic majors.Seriously, guys, would it kill you to not leave your things in the community fridge? 
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Nah that's the funny thing my school doesn't have med programs. If I had to guess I'd say one of the guys got lucky and shot a deer this season, since his girlfriend's name was on the bag.

Or it could be, y'know, his girlfriend's heart but that's none of my business. 
[quote=Awson]
Don't screw around with other people's hearts!Geez, the manners on this one.
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I am nothing if not an opportunist.