Ganondorf sat in his quarters by the window. The sun was setting and it cast a red light into the room causing his red hair to ignite into unearthly shades. He sighed. He was beyond bored. There was nothing to do these days. His kingdom was quiet for the moment. No one was trying to kill each other pr steal things from one another. 

A bird landed on the widow sill about three feet from him. he looked at it for a moment before it flew off. The bird didn't seem bored. It flew with the sun's red rays flowing over its wings. Soaring into the sky without a single care. It was free to do what it pleased and always had something fun to do. 

Ganondorf sighed again. He called a servant in and told her to bring him something to eat. He was not in the mood to eat at the dinner table. He was in no mood to be surrounded by Gerudo women who did nothing but bow to him and agree in fear that he might kill them if they didn't. Their obedience made them uninteresting. They all looked the same. They all sounded the same. They all dressed the same. They were boring. 

When was something interesting going to happen?