Wait? We're talking about names here. I'll bite. I once back in School had to look up the meaning of my name, to the best of my ability. And what came up was Lord of the Spear. Now if only that worked on the women at the bar! "Hey I'm Lord of the Spear!" Hehe. Joking, I never actually been in a bar. 

It's the fact that they're filled with smoke and serve alcohol. Which is why I avoid them. I'm probably the only one in my family old enough to drink that doesn't. Also I'm the only one whose never had a drinking problem.