So, yesterday, I was at a potluck at my husband's shop. There was a four year old girl there. I struck up a conversation. I'm terrible with kids, so I asked the basics. How old are you? She's four. But her birthday is before christmas, and she'll be five. And she asked my age. I told her. She says 'that's a big number' and I said yes. And she asked when my birthday was. I said yesterday. And she goes "Oh, so your birthday isn't March 1st?"

What?
I don't understand children. They really are like drunk people.