Gio woke up on the couch, Commissariot hat blocking his vision. Letting out a groan, he set his legs on the ground and stood up. The room was a mess. Beer spilt everywhere and pizza was stuck on the carpet. All the other guys were hanging on the floor, food or beer stuck to their face. "The fuck did I do? Oh my Emperor, I need to-" his trap was held shut as his hat fully slid off his face.

Gio felt an extra weight on his left hand to see a claw in front of him. "What the fuck!?" The claw was the size of his thigh and looked like his actual...... Gio went to feel his right eye and then realised something. It wasn't there! He felt a button at the side of his head and saw as his vision blurred for a quick second and then transformed into something else. Gio spent a few seconds zooming in and out onto Sarah's breasts before knocking out of it. 

Gio then noticed how tall he was. His head was a foot from the ceiling! He felt for his Storm Bolter and whipped it out. "I wonder if this is real too?" He pulled the trigger. CLICK. Oh well. Nevermind.