[b]Elric's Shoppe[/b]

And so James easily took the book, and opened the book and began skimming through it. As he looked in the book, he saw various anatomical figures, in various poses, it surely looked like a book dedicated to the surgical arts. However, if he was reading the words alongside it he would see such gems as...
'Why are you reading this?'
'Note to self: Writing Nonsense in this Book is fun.'
'... So lonely....'
'... Oh so lonely....'
'You must be wasting your time if you are looking in this book?'
'Idea for a mischievous prank: Make a book seem important, that looks just like the other books, but fill it in with materials that are essentially useless.'
'... You know the rules and so do I.'
'How long will this go on for?'
'Never going to give you up, never going to let you down.'

... and so forth. It appeared that this was not the book of importance, the Surgery Book that the intruder so desperately wanted.