I suppose it's high time this other (sort-of) NPC is introduced, since almost everyone has met it at this point:

[hider=That Meddling Owl]
[b]Name:[/b] ?
[b]Age:[/b] ?
[b]Appearance:[/b]
[center][img=http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm243/jelost/owly.jpg][/center]

[b]Personality:[/b] Likes chasing people, dragging people around with its claws, terrorizing old ladies and being sneaky. Hates wolves. Thinks fireflies are yummy.

[b]Profession:[/b] Staring Contest Champion

[b]History:[/b] ??
[/hider]