Once all the crew was in the Surfus deck Lard begun talking, everyone looked at him with serious faces, they knew there was no time for joking, the CTU was coming.

"Listen carefully, the CTU is coming for us. A good thing is that I saw this coming and made some preparation, so this is the plan..."
By the time the CTU arrived Lard was the only one on the deck smirking as he watched the CTU board the Surfus.

"May i help you?" 
Lard asked playing dumb, after all, there were no weapons nor stolen goods on the ship, nothing that could be used as proof he was a pirate. Now he was just the captain of a touristic spaceship