[b]Chad Master Funk[/b]

After Chad's story, the kitsune paused and pondered... before slapping Chad again, causing him to let out another feminine high pitched yelp. “You really don’t know how this works, do you Chad Master Funk?” Asked his less-than-amused captor. “I ask the questions around here, and I get to decide when you get your stuff back... And why should I believe you about this—all powerful evil god? It’s not the first time I heard something like this, and it isn’t the first time someone claimed the next doomsday. And the explanation was told with far more excitement and detail.”

"Well if it makes you feel any better, that really hurts!" Chad retorted. "And if you really don't believe me, you can talk to his wife upstairs. Her name is Ganti. She is about 5' 6", she has dark blue hair with a lightening bolt highlight, a black star on her cheek, and bipolar. Plus..." Chad lifts an eye brow looking up at the kitsune, "even if I were lying, would you really take that kind of risk without at least making sure it was true?"

[b]Alec Drop Bass[/b]

“A wise assumption. However, I am not a cruel god.” The glinted gaze slowly met Alec’s, the dark coated god squatting to look into the dying man’s eyes. “Yes, I am the reaper. Yes, you are dying - this feeling—this cold, numb, peaceful feeling is what death feels like... Do you like it?...Do you want to give in, Alec Drop Bass? Or do you want an escape?”

Alec's eyes widen as it finally hit him. Alec finally realized he was no longer in his nightmare, but in fact he was dead! But for some reason he wasn't bothered by it. "Dying you say? And you offer me a way out?" Alec musters up some strength to sit up. The pain was fading, and in its place Alec felt bliss. There was a certain pleasure in dying, all his problems, worries, and pain didn't matter to him anymore. "I admit this feels... good" Alec smiles in a way that he hasn't in a long time. There was no evil or sarcasm, it was genuine happiness. The last time he felt like this was when he was with Eva... and soon he would be with her. "...Very good..." Alec whispered when he came to this realization. 

But Alec's smile soon faded. "But I can't stay here... not like this." Alec summons more strength to stand before the reaper. "To be honest, I am unsatisfied with my death" Alec says plainly. "There are some things I want to do before I can die..." Alec pauses for a moment and asks the masked Crow, "I assume there is a price for this 'escape' of yours? Name your price..."