No listen here, suburbanite.

The Great American Land Whale is a mammal species descended from Homo Erectus. It is known for its bouts of unintelligible rage between meals, which it consumes seven to eight times a day. Like Homo Spaiens, the extant Homo Enormous has a complex social structure and language. Unlike Homo Sapiens, it is not well adapted to running or performing complex tasks. When is gets mad and proclaims its will to see someone dead it will forget the moment it returns to its place of residence and gets a fresh pair of discount jeans on she got at Kohls. In all probability she hasn't fired a gun or has a criminal history and lacks the ability to act good on the threat. Let alone the capability to know your schedule or your place of residence so won't come to your house to brutally implode your head with a lamp.

Therefore, like online, her words are meaningless emotionally invested shenanigans with no real physical meaning to them. I've been threatened to death by my brother in fits of intense anger and I'm still kicking.

Now when it comes to Homo Gangsterus you may have a more real threat of death or severe bodily harm. When one comes with its lower skin flaps dragging against the ground you best be running. Because if you do not take their display of dominance the right way then you will have suffered what the researchers in the field call, "Having a cap busted in your ass". Homo Gangsterus almost always comes armed in some fashion or a means to attract its mates - or homies - to exact vengeance or take action on territorial, social, or personal threats.

Also no one's going to be happy ever. Or not everyone. Welcome to the wide and wonderful world of public service.