Jonah, thankful to get a... half-sane answer, shook his head in confusion. "I have no clue. Seems like we're in some sort of... I dunno, foreign country? Maybe it's all got to do with the moon... Like those weird glittery beaches, or maybe it's a strange animal like glowworms that changes this stuff...?" he spoke slowly, moving toward the woman. These stupid fantasies weren't real, there can't be purple grass and trees don't twist! 

"Do you know how we got here?" he asked stupidly, realizing that, odds are, nobody actually did. His hands reached to his pockets, feeling around for his wallet, or phone, anything that he had before. Nothing. His wallet and phone had disappeared.