All the while, as people popped in, chaos was doing a head count. “erm. Let’s see.. Time for a checklist of who I can piss off for fun and profit~ alpha? Check. Old ass fart? Check. Cowboy looking guy who thinks it’s all a delusion? Check.” 
He listed off aloud, counting on his fingers. “heh..elf in a skirt! Oh yes, check. Red riding knock off with a huge frikken scythe and knockers? Hehe..Double check. Puss, with ADHD.. yep, right there riding the missile. Probably gonna be interested in the next shiny thing that passes by. Oh. That’s a whole hour of fun right there. Distract the killer kitty! Hmm..” once again, chaos did the count on his hands, certain he was missing something.