"What the fuck." Bee said.

"What the fuck is this. No, what the fuck is this." he said, He stomped the ground, testing it. For a second he was under the impression they were in a different universe, not a crappy simulation.
"....I'm gonna go visit Castle Town. With luck, we're in the past, and that means Bomchu Bowling." he said, walking north. He'd played this game with his brother as a kid. Sending in a veritable army here seemed like a waste; there wasn't much in Hyrule that couldn't be defeated by a lone ten year old with a knife.
Or that dude in the green tunic right there, for that matter. Barring a really shitty player.