Willa listened with barely concealed surprise as a tough-looking woman with eyes of steel introduced herself as Samus, and a [i]dragon[/i] of all things, popped up right next to her. However, what they were saying could've been Arabic to her, and Willa could not make heads or tails of anything. What she was most unprepared for was the sudden transition to a video game-esque world, complete with pixelated grass and its own little jingle repeating itself in the background. Willa could feel a slight migraine rising up just from listening to the tune. "Where the hell are we?" she wondered aloud, then frowned after she heard Bee's exclamations. "Castle Town?" she echoed in confusion, watching him stride away with Rattlesnake Jack ambling along. Willa shook her head, trying to wrap her mind around it.

Sucked into the internet? How the [i]fuck[/i] was that even possible?! This went against every single goddamn thing she'd learned in AP Physics (which, admittedly, was not too much since Willa was absolute shit at math). Deciding that it would be best to remain in the present moment for now, she looked around, noticing that everyone had been teleported to this place with her. The rocket was speaking again-the very thought of it made Willa want to snort with derision. [i]My god, [/i] she thought to herself, somewhat hysterically, [i] saying that 'the rocket is talking' is getting less and less absurd, the longer I'm here. [/i] She supposed that since she had nothing better to call, well, the rocket, it would stick for now.

A snippet of conversation that Willa had previously ignored suddenly struck her full force. [i] "We are in Legend of Zelda" [/i] was what the king guy or whatever had said. So Willa's initial suspicions were correct, if Crown Guy could be trusted. They [i] were [/i] in a video game. Oh, lord. Did that mean all the bullshit that came with video games, like the absolutely pointless 'battles' and the HP levels and such? Clearly, Willa did not know much about video games, nor did she really care about them.

"What the hell is Bombchu Bowling?" she called after Bee, who was making his way to.....somewhere in this Zelda world.