How about all the women of the land are being kidnapped by a gigantic tentacle monster. In order to defeat it the land's knights must find the chosen one, a sexy prince with a cute buttocks, and become empowered by him through a huge bombastic gay sex orgy ritual.

-or perhaps not.

Still though, rebellions are good. You can almost never go wrong with a good rebellion. Maybe the rebels are trying to contact the gods of old which have been banished by Gruumsh and Maglubiyet's pantheons. Those evil Orcses and Goblinses are always trying to recover the precious that will call back the gods of light but we mustn't let them, no precious no, mustn't let them. We hates them, hateses them forevers!