His entrance had been totally ruined by the giant lady behind him! This was so uncool! Here he was trying to be mysterious and she had ruined it! That was definitely it. He was intimidating! He knew he was! It's just that really tall people sucked the drama out of it. And this adventure sounded so cool- delving into ancient ruins to fight stuff that shouldn't be! He couldn't get upstaged here and miss the adventure!

"As I have said... I am Lucius Serpentson! Tyrant Prince of Gor and mast-" He muttered something under his breath. "well, I don't want to lie. Dad says lying is wrong. Um, Lucius Serpentson, Tyrant Prince of Gor and student of the arcane arts! I bring to bear the forces of flame, ice, and thunder to lay waste to my enemies! ...you know, if they're really bad people. If it's one of those jerks on the playground I only burn them a little bit. They usually get better."

With that, Lucius continued trying to look intimidating as he drank the glass of milk the bartender gave him. He ended up with a milk mustache, further ruining the effect.