Ever heard of Google picture war? Because this forum needs completely random ways to waste time while waiting for the other guy to respond to your post. Besides, I miss these ridiculous threads.

Why in spam? Because this really shouldn't be anywhere else, that's why.

In case you've never seen one of these before, I'll go over the rules for you:
-You respond to the above picture with a picture that "beats" it. For example: crowbar to headcrab, baseball bat to baseball, duct tape to broken anything, etc.)
-Follow Guild rules (Duh)
-Only use pictures from a Google search.

I'll start:
![enter image description here](http://cdn1.bigcommerce.com/server600/1r2fayi/product_images/uploaded_images/duct-tape.jpg "enter image title here")