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"I'm hungry, and you're digestible. C'mere!"

- Name: Froad

- Species: Politoed

- Level: 21

- Ability: Damp

- Moves: Bubble Beam ~ Double Slap ~ Scald ~ Swagger

- Personality:
"Listen 'ere, you little festerin' itch in my arse. I don't... APPRECIATE. You tryin' to come over here and steal 'me food. But 'ere ya are! With yer' little hands all over it, dirtying it up. Well, ya know what? I think we can make a little deal here, somethin' that'll work out quite nice, yeah? Y'see, I haven't had some Rattata Stew in awhile, and it just happens I've gots' the ingredients right 'ere. So I think it's time for some good ol' nostalgia... Whadda' ya say?"

*Rattata runs away*

"GID' OVER 'ERE, YA LITTLE BASTARD!!!"

*TV Static*

*Politoed Appears*

"Alloe. I'm a Politoed, kind'a fluffy, pretty stubby. Ya call me fat, and 'll rip ya legs off and eat 'em. ... Heh, sorry. That came off as rude, eh? I tend 't do that when I'm hungry. Like right now. 'Ave to put in a lot of work just to satisfy me eatin' habits, and it's a real pain in the arse. But forget about that, ya probably wanted t' know what kind'a person I am... Well, mum' said I was a pretty good kid before I left 'ome. Mum was noice... Fed me plenty, made sure I could survive by the means necessary. Said I wasn't the brightest star in the sky, or some crap, too. Never understood that bit, but it sounds kind'a mysterious, so I like it.

Now, this arsehole I work with... He's really fond of pointin' out my flaws. He says I'm lazy, which I won't deny, yeah? But he's 'ore of a lazy good'fer'nothin' that I am. He likes to try 'an make my life awkward with the birds, too. Not the actual damn birds, just... The 'Lasses. Ain't no Pokemon special enough to go along wit' a man like me. in my opinion. But that flaming-haired bastard insists it's because I'm bad with 'em. Which ain't freakin' true, I tell ya. I'm perfectly able to get a bird when'ever I really want one. It's... Just not often!

We work together fine, I guess. I've accidentally ate a client, or two, but they were even worse than my partner. So the world was better off without 'em, roight? Eh? Murder?! Well, maybe... But they weren't the best Pokemon you've ever met, trust me... Clients of us explorers aren't always good people. It's better t' off them when we get the chance than to let them go on and cause trouble, eh? I think so...

By the way, yer' lookin' mighty... Delicious. Did I mention I was hungry? Because I really am. Could go for... A snack right now..."