#Ernest Rutherford ###The Janitor --- _ **Appearance:**_ ![Ernest](http://i.imgur.com/JxnUZrV.jpg "Ernest") --- _**Nickname:**_ The Janitor _**Position:**_ Janitor _**Employer:**_ Orean Cause _**Age:**_ 32 _**Gender:**_ Male --- _**Powers:**_ **Bag of Holding:** Quite unique to Ernest is his ownership and utilization of a personal pocket universe. Able to cast a portal leading to it at any time, he uses it, perhaps unimaginatively so, as an infinite storage space. Tearing grotesque, red rifts into reality like inflicting wounds upon existence itself, all he has to do is reach in and will whatever object he wants into his grasp. He has commented that it's "pretty useful." He is considering building a house in it. **Overlord:** Who would have thought that his personal universe was home to an entire race of impish demons? Small, frail and dumbly loyal to Ernest, these otherworldly beings assist in his cleaning and other needs. Not at all blessed with even respectable intellect, they need to be told exactly what to do, lest they be confused; therefore, they cannot replace Ernest in his janitorial job. To summon them, Ernest just has to tear a few portals into space and call them out. _**Skills:**_ **Mr. Clean:** Years in his profession has made a veteran of Ernest when it comes to cleaning. Come grime, dirt and slime, he always stands ready with his mop, broom and spray bottle. Every swish of the mop-head and scrub of the floor is delivered with resolute furor as he administers soap: his foremost tool in dealing with the myriad, horrid existences of uncleanliness, wherever they might be. _**Hobbies:**_ Ernest enjoys listening to music. He is never seen without his headphones on. He also watches anime and reads manga and partakes in other related activities, but hides it, considering it all a shameful hobby for an adult. --- _**Personality:**_ A lack of ambition and general contentedness of life has given Ernest an optimism and cheerfulness people of his age would probably envy. Headphones blasting scandalous tunes from the Toradora OST, he can be seen in the hallways armed always with his trusty mop, making the floor shine with soap and water. As he is considerate with the, as he says, stupidity of teenagers, he is quite approachable by the student body, though neither party may not find a lot of things to converse about. --- _**Background:**_ Ernest's story, while fairly depressing, is not unique: abandoned by his irresponsible father at birth and raised poorly by his drug-addicted single mother, he took up vice after vice as he transitioned from childhood to adolescence. Dropping out of highschool and being homeless for a while, utilizing the government shelters as his temporary home, he finally decided, one day, to get off his ass and begin setting his life straight. He was 18 years old when he was hired as a Janitor, and he hasn't since been the least bit regretful. --- _**Theme song:**_ [The Bees Made Honey in the Lion's Skull](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYcQT8F58OU) _**Club:**_ Does being the head of a demonic legion count? _**Dreams:**_ Nothing but to keep on living.