[quote=idlehands]
Post, goddamnit.
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[quote=Sloth]
Be the hero Spam deserves, Gold.
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[quote=natsumehack]
but not the one it's wants.
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Goldmarble's Journal. February 12th, 2014: Lotus Pod Eye in Spam this morning, and a "Who's your friend post." Spam is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The forums are extended domains and the domains are full of shit and worthless drivel and when the domains finally exceed their bandwidth, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated putrid remains of all their idiocy and rage will foam up about their waists and all the trolls and white knights will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."