One time at some god-awful hour of night I was in bed. Had the TV on playing Spaceballs, computer was on sleep mode, pretty normal shit. While I had my eyes closed trying to go to sleep, I felt some force press down on my bed. Being tired and it being really late at night, it freaked me out a bit and I refused to open my eyes. The entity moved around a bit, making parts of my bed shift. I just wanted the fucker to go away.

And then something weird happened. The "mysterious entity" [i]meowed[/i] at me. It was my fucking cat. She just wanted to share my feather pillow.