[quote=Hank]
New people don't seem to want to post in Spam at all. There's no incentive for them.

Maybe we should bring back more forum games? That worked back in 2009.
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Not the worst idea I've ever heard. We'll slowly integrate them.

Hidden text: [color=#2e2c2c]What if someone made a Pointless Thread 2.0?[/color]

Why don't you lay down a simple one, Hank? Your name is clickbait enough for some.

[quote=Azarthes]

See
I get this

But the real revival of spam will happen when everyone posts less and new members come in to fill the void
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Top five worst ideas I've ever heard. It makes sense in a way because it's how Spam started -- I know -- but it's just not going to happen that easily. 

Just post a little more, dude. Do more than make an occasional incoherent thread. A little more incoherent comments, perhaps?