[b]What the hell should we call you?[/b] Why, it's nice of you to ask. I'm [i]the Joxter[/i], and you can call me as such.

[b]What....are you even?[/b] That's a very good question, as I'm not exactly sure myself. Some kind of narcoleptic cat-man troll...thing, I suppose.

[b]And where the heck are you from?[/b] The world of [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moomin]Moominvalley![/url]

[b]How friggin' old are you anyway?[/b] That's another great question, dear friend! [i]The Joxter shrugs.[/i] 
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[b]You a lady or a dude or what..?[/b] The last time I checked I was a man.

[b]So like...what are you like?[/b] I suppose I've been called lazy before. If it were up to me, I'd sleep underneath the shade of the trees all day; what interest do I have in anything else? Perhaps I'm a bit mischievous and impish, a little rude, and a bit of a rebel. [b]I despise rules and signs.[/b] Don't mind the snark and passive-aggressiveness, it's probably misjudged affection.

[b]And what do you like?[/b] Apples, sleeping, hard cider...you know, the whole lot of good, simple things in life. I've approximate knowledge of many things and a knife in my pocket that I'm not unskilled with. I could probably play you a little ditty on the guitar if you asked nicely. Lots of practical skills that a traveler might need on the road.

[b]Anything else we should know about...?[/b] I get little forebodings from time to time--a skill inherited from my mother and passed on to my children. They're a kind of cat's sixth sense, I suppose, giving me different options and the knowledge of what will come from my actions. Say, if my companions and I were drifting at sea on a sunny day, I might be able to warn them if a sudden storm were approaching beyond their vision.

I guess I should tell you that I'm known to go to sleep in the worst of places and at the worst of times. If it's inconvenient, [i]I'm not sorry.[/i] 
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