Writing my first IC, news article style.

Uhh, yeah. If this thing needs a fabulous title, maybe you can take this.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/De9uCHZ.png[/img]

(didn't make the background effects though, just CTRL-C'V'd 'em out from google images and then color-to-alpha the black for not-so-obvious transparency that should pretty much help with reading the black text)