[b][u]What the hell should we call you?[/u][/b] 
“Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing. [i]Sir[/i] Hellsing for short, if you must; I've earned my knighthood, after all.” 

[b][u]What....are you even?[/u][/b] 
“Human. If I were [i]Nosferatu[/i], you'd have been long dead by now.” 

[b][u]And where the heck are you from?[/u][/b] 
“London, 1999 AD. Refer to [i]Hellsing[/i] for the details.”

[b][u]How friggin' old are you anyway?[/u][/b] 
“22 years of age. Yes, I know I might sound older. Put it from your mind.” 

[b][u]You a lady or a dude or what...?[/u][/b] 
“… Do I need to remove my clothes in order to prove what gender I am? Are you so oblivious?” 

[b][u]So like...what are you like?[/u][/b] 
“Here's the summary: loyal to Country, Queen and Church, in that order. I can generally keep myself sane and straight when needs must, but don't get me angry – I've been known to lash out against vampires without flinching. Last, I've spent most of my adult life, thus far, running this organisation of vampire hunters and I have no plan on letting up. Next?”

[b][u]And what do you like?[/u][/b]
“Apart from a thorough knowledge of the ways of the vampire, undead and Hell-spawn, as well as the rituals, weapons and means to counter them? I've been trained as a marksman and a fencer since I was 13. I confess, whether it'd be a duel or mere swordplay, I do get a private thrill from meeting the foe blade-to-blade. As for the former, I suggest you track down that priest of Iscariot and inquire whether he'd replaced his destroyed bayonets.”

“By the way, do you have a match? My lighter's broken and I'm dying for a smoke.” 

[b][u]Anything else we should know about...?[/u][/b]
“My preferred weapons, perhaps? Sig-Sauer P226 and Walther PPK side-arms and an officer's saber. So fair warning: if you try to get up to any mischief, I [b]am[/b] armed. I also formerly held command over [b][i]the[/i][/b] original vampire lord, but … well, he's gone. I still hold enough influence to requisition the services of Her Majesty's Territorial Army and Special Forces, but last I knew, they were either scattered, wiped out or … converted.”

“So, are we done here? Because I'm sure you have far better things to do then 'interrogate' every [i]dramatis personae[/i] who passes through here.”

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