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[u][i][b]What the hell should we call you?[/b][/i][/u] Lina! Lina Inverse!    

[u][i][b]What....are you even?  How dare you ask that?![/b][/i][/u] If you don't think I'm an elegant lady by now you I'll[b] SHOW[/b] you how elegant I am!   

[u][i][b]And where the heck are you from? [/b][/i][/u]I was born in a small village in the Kingdom of Zephilia. (Slayers)   

[u][i][b]How friggin' old are you anyway?[/b][/i][/u] H-hey! Just because I haven't hit my growth spurt yet doesn't mean you can assume I'm a child! I'm 18! 18!    

[u][i][b]You a lady or a dude or what..?[/b][/i][/u] What did I say earlier?! I'm an elegant lady! Mix it up again and the gods won't be able to save you!    

[u][i][b]So like...what are you like?[/b][/i][/u] I live to help and save everybody who needs help! Sure I might want a little bit of money from it . . .  B-but, a girl has to live! How else am I supposed to eat and keep my energy up! I just can't survive without my  my full course meals! It takes a lot of energy to be this strong! Would you believe that a village refused to pay me after I saved their village? . . . Sure, the village got a tiny bit destroyed, but what were they expecting! It was  a dragon! Just because I destroy a village now and again doesn't mean I don't deserve any pay! Stealing from bandits  only pays so much! So what if I'm a tough at negotiating! My parents are merchants, of course I am merciless! Its DNA! Don't look at me like that! I'll wipe that look right off of your face!    

[i][u][b]And what do you like?[/b][/u][/i] Hmmm, I am a fan of a nice expensive dinner. Eight full course meals at the most expensive restaurants really are  the best. I'm a girl with fine taste, but can you really blame me? Isn't it every lady's dream to be wined and dined? I also enjoy crushing filthy bandits who think they're so tough! They don't expect anything from me, this cute exterior gets both the boys and the bandits, then bam! I hit them with a dragon slave, and they're all wiped out! . . . Oh, and I guess I also like the riches of the world, but really, what girl doesn't?    

[u][i][b]Anything else we should know about...?[/b][/i][/u]  Maybe that I'm the strongest sorcerer in the world? I've saved the planet on multiple occasions! I'm more skilled with magic than any sorcerer who has ever lived! Ah! D-did somebody mention my b-big s-sister?! Please don't kill me! I take it back! I take it back! I'm the second strongest! Just please don't kill me!    Ahem, now that we've got that cleared up. I would just like to talk about my public image and how false it is. I am not the savage "Bandit-Killer" everybody makes me out to me! I'm just an elegant lady who needs money to live! Who  cares if it is overkill?! They're just bandits! I've also heard a rumor going around that my sorcerer's guild name is Lina the Pink! If you hear anyone saying that tell them they're wrong! Y-yeah! T-that is a t-total lie!