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[u][i][b]What the hell should we call you?[/b][/i][/u] I am Commissar Ciaphas Cain, [s]HERO OF THE IMPERIUM[/s]   

[u][i][b]What....are you even?[/b][/i][/u] Human, of course.  

[u][i][b]And where the heck are you from?[/b][/i][/u] From the Emperor's Glorious Imperium (Warhammer 40k)

[u][i][b]How friggin' old are you anyway?[/b][/i][/u] I don't think the Schola ever kept a correct record of my age. In all honesty, between decades of fighting the enemies of man I'm probably somewhere about a century old. 

[u][i][b]You a lady or a dude or what..?[/b][/i][/u] I think you can easily tell I am male, thank you very much.

[u][i][b]So like...what are you like?[/b][/i][/u] Despite what many think of me, I prefer the least dangerous ways of doing things, thank you very much. Anything that benifits my survival and has the highest rate of guaranteeing it, I'll take it. Some think I just don't give myself enough credit; well, I suppose that's up to interpretation. 

[u][i][b]And what do you like?[/b][/i][/u] A nice, safe position far from the real fighting - pity it is so rare when you are in the service of the God Emperor of Mankind. I also enjoy a nice bowl of Tanna tea. 

[u][i][b]Anything else we should know about...?[/b][/i][/u]  I am a Commissar, charged with the duty of upholding discipline and standards within the God Emperor's glorious Imperial Guard. As such, I am a skilled orator and able to whip up people into fervor, but I am also not above shooting cowards and deserters on sight. 

I also have both the best and worst luck I have ever witnessed and I am rather capable with a chainsword, if I may say so myself.