So I've been thinking about making an adaptation of the opinions bandwagon. (I know, cause I'm original)

And given the small amount of people that frequent here atm I figure I'll be able to keep up with any demand at all. 

So here's the idea. You're gonna post here and I'm going to tell you what consistently comes to mind about you. What bugs me, what I can't just get past about you. 

It could be a story, a metaphor, a smilie, an explanation, an observation, a confession of love, a hate speech, anything that comes to my mind. And as we all know, my mind is basically LSD... mixed with meth, with a pinch of cinnamon for kick. 

All of this will be styled and articulated in the traditional Aza style. So... vague, and a little offensive. and baseless
Mostly baseless. 

So go ahead nerds, my body is decently prepared.