[quote=@ImANargleHunter]
None of this makes sense. Are you doing drugs? Your mother and I are very worried about you.
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A classic example of how two people with completely different personalities can get along perfectly fine on the internet. 

What a modern aged wonder. 

(PS: I haven't been high in a good while, but my friend is thinking of making Cannibutter. Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. I'm all up on that butt :3)