What happened in Vegas stays in Vegas.

There was probably an epic journey with gambits, dice, cards, guns and narwhals. Accept the air mattress with pride. Your secret admirer made a real life action movie to get that motherfucker to you.

...

Actually, there might just be bed bugs on it or something and someone threw it away. And you picked it up while sleep walking. Into vegas and back. Idk.

Ghosts.