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[h1]The Mushroom Kingdom[/h1]

People were getting hurt, there were bad guys attacking the kingdom... and... and all the commotion was ruining her tea party! [url=http://b0rn-t0-die.deviantart.com/art/LOLI-PRINCESS-PEACH-443278416]This iteration of the Mushroom Kingdom's Princess Peach[/url] was, needless to say, upset and worried, sitting in her room. She was not allowed out to avoid capture, but she could still give some kind of decree! The elder Toad had told her that the Bullet Bills were ready, the stars had been deployed, and those UMMA guys had been contacted.

The attacking members of Shadow Eternity would perhaps be quite surprised when all the Kingdom's defenders pulled back... and a wave of massive black bullets with grinning faces was launched at them. But not only that. Thousands upon thousands of Toads poured from the gates of the castle. A cheerful tune blasted from the onrushing army, and each Toad flashed a rainbow of colors as they charged.[/quote]

[i]Finally, some actual resistance.[/i]

Kiba dodges all the cannon shells coming his way. They were rather impressively large, seeing as they are the size of a small house. He decides to wait for one of the oversized black bullets to come his way. As its looming grinning face approaches, Kiba readies himself. When it became only a few seconds away from impact, he proceeded to kick the bullet back at the rainbow-colored army heading his way. The shell made a building-sized explosion when it struck their ranks. However, they are no worse for wear and continued to charge towards him. Kiba then decides to try if his fists would do any better. But as he was about to try and find out, he suddenly gets a jarringly loud call.

[quote]"[i]What are you doing?![/i]"[/quote]

"Killing some time. If you've got something better for me to do, by all means, open me a portal to somewhere eventful."