Not a big fan of cakes or pies, but I do enjoy raspberry paczkis. I was interested in maybe a mix of a few ideas. Taking perhaps a futuristic approach, an MxM princexcyborg or a princexandroid? Like a monarchist civilization that has survived the ages? That's what I have off the top of my head. Or, I just though of this, perhaps a mage and some type of patchwork reanimation they created (kind of like Frankenstein, but less... ghoulish?).