If Pig were a Von Meron, he wouldn't last a day. The Von Merons are [i]nothing[/i] like pig, while they are as greedy as Pig, all Von Merons (Excluding Franz Von Meron) have fully functional brains, are relentless fighters the likes of which haunt the dreams of Norwegian berserkers, are master strategists, and most of all, they don't eat themselves into obesity.